omg!!! see how a family of 6 perished at once

The people of Lassa land won’t stop crying, their women can’t be consoled, the children can’t regain from the shock of the loss and of their indigenous brother, father, teacher, hero and king, Mr. Rodent Bricks, who died in a ghastly motor accident alongside his wife and kids on their journey to peoples world.

The event took place on the 17^th of June, 2016 at about 7am, eye witnesses reported to CLINTINFO that the Bricks family was prepared to leave for their vacation to peoples world in their new car [LASAGINI 2000] at about 6am and was to return in a week time, but unfortunately it was the end of the road for the family.

Reporters had it that the car was in perfect health as it was a new car [2 weeks old] and the villagers also told CLINTINFO that Mr. Rodent was a careful man and has checked the car that morning before they hit the road and met their doom. Our reporters recorded that the accident was a fatal one and there was no survival {see photo below}

family of Mr Rodent

Villagers told CLINTINFO that Mr. Rodent and his family were good people and that they did not deserve to die that way, he was called “Our Hero” by his people, they also said that his death was a tragedy, the women lamented “there is no one left to continue his good works” as he died alongside his wife Mrs. Killer Bricks, and children – fever, stealer and destroy,smalling Bricks, indeed it was a hilarious day for the people of Lassa land.

The general road safety said the course of the accident was a drunken mouse lorry driver who was chased by the road safety agents as of the time Mr. Rodent and his family was On their way to peoples world. The driver being influenced by alcohol dashed out of his own lane and crushed Mr. Rodent’s car sending the Bricks family out of existence. The federal government has promised to take full responsibility of the burial arrangements, the government also warns drivers who drink and drive and anyone caught in the act will be punished accordingly, “IF YOU MUST DRINK, DON’T DRIVE IF YOU MUST DRIVE DON’T DRINK” they said..

Story by plowman {CLINTINFO}